JUNE MUTTERINGS
A CENSUS OF MOBSTERS
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The warm weather has heralded a significant increase in the numbers of Mobsters reclining on the patio, so it is time to take a quick census.
Steve “Jesus” Young claims he has a medical ailment that requires a constant top-up of hop-infused water to provide instant relief and thus justifies his daily presence at the Club and has also confirmed his lead role in the up-coming production of Jesus Christ Superstar at the Church Lench Social Club.
Andy Jones has graduated to the upper echelons of Worcestershire golf from Harvington and has not only entered every available qualifying competition, but ensured that the Club Treasurer has less nightmares over the bar takings.
Relatively new member Howard Browne is a cautious soul; initially joining in 2016, resigning in 2017 and rejoining on the 2018 Winter deal. However being totally enamoured by the Fladbury links, our decisive friend quickly upgraded to Executive status within 3 months and finally one year later joined the full time Mobsters, thereby ensuring that with such incisive forward planning he is a shoe-in for future committee nominations.
It would be remiss not to include social, occasional green fee paying member, Six Pack Parker, who in his dotage is capable of quaffing a quick Stella and having a opinion on any topic you care to mention. He may not always be coherent, but it is certainly compelling and in recognition of his status was appointed Official Starter at the recent Club Championship, which he carried off with aplomb and exercised his authority by penalizing a late-arriving Skroyd Askew on the first tee. A hint of retribution methinks.
Of course the stalwarts extend their influence over the motley crew and the quiet murmurings of Bandit Ricketts allied to the peacock- like shrieks of ex-Chairman Tone help to maintain the special ambience of the patio and long may it continue. But beware my imbibing associates; there looms on the horizon a threat to your idyllic way of life in the form of an Orangery!
“Doc Finlay” has put forward a research project to improve the financial standing of the bar/catering function and although nothing will occur without “full and prior consultation” with the membership, the supplanting of the patio with a glass-enclosed structure is a possibility. But as Six Pack will undoubtedly drone on to any hapless bystanders, “ our destiny is in our own hands, just keep raising your glass and it will all go away”
Until the next time…

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