EXTRA MUTTERINGS
LINFORD STROLLS IN
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One can only applaud the forward-thinking of the Management Committee when brain-storming the options for promoting the image of the club, but surely it goes beyond the boundaries of credibility to come up with A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
But stranger things have happened before and now, approaching the end of October the full media storm has descended on the Fladbury links.
Our feathered friend was initially identified as an emu, a relative of the ostrich and having the same characteristics of long legs and neck, unable to fly and able to deliver a hefty peck. But further research clarified it as a rhea, an altogether more genteel variety and certainly much smaller. So how did it manage to end up at EGC and who owns it, since in the wild rheas are inhabitants of South America and even the most befuddled member could rule out immigration by walking!
As always, opinions are not in short supply, so it came of no surprise to see our ex-Senior section Treasurer, Ian Facer, popping up on the BBC local news item being interviewed in the club car-park. Resplendent in a club sweater and bright blue cap, Ian handled the questioning with total aplomb as did one of our resident Brummies, Alan Cross, who added some levity to the chaos.
But the undoubted stars of the show remain as Linford the Rhea and our photogenic pro duo of Rob Roy and Ryan; all traversing the Evesham fairways from dawn to dusk, with one basking in the freedom of a new terrain whilst the others contemplate fiendish schemes to end all that.
The Patio Mob are enthralled and have already opened a book on possible date of capture and are planning to petition our new Treasurer Low Key Chris Jewkes for a turn-style at the road entrance to simplify the collection of visitor daily viewing fees.
And as Linford strolled past the one senior Management Committee member was heard to murmur; “this could get us back to the good old 15 year waiting list days”.
What a marketing God-send for next year’s 125th anniversary programme and it’s not over yet, folks.

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